these games of cards against humanity with everyone i met at rtx are my fucking favorite jfc

we are fucking hilarious

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Funny enough, while Ray was singing that song, he’s just hanging out in the back of a fucking taxi. He had full, like, attention for his brain and he still fucked it up.”

(Source: novapkc, via courier-kirsten)

i have been listening to dr dre for a week straight now

i am so white

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(Source: misandry-mermaid, via wallyedge)

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is youtube not working for anybody or is it just me wtf

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1 and 43? (:

1. Selfie

I actually put a selfie up just a couple hours ago so you should go look at that because it’s pretty decent and i don’t feel like uploading another one to my computer to post on this ask so yeah! just go back a couple posts!

43. Favorite song ever

Oh jesus this is so incredibly hard. i can’t pick one so i’ll give you a couple

these are all songs that mostly have affected for my entire life and i’ll never forget okay

1. Forty Six and 2 by Tool

2. Californication by RHCP

3. The Real Me by The Who

4. Vicarious by Tool

HAVING INTERNET FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WEEK IS THE FUCKING BEST FEELING HOLY SHIT I’M GOING TO CRY I DONT HAVE TO WATCH LATE NIGHT TELEVISION UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP ODJGSKFGJDFK 

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i hate this fucking website i s2g

posts that are like “WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS” rustle my jimmies so hard my eye actually begins twitching

do you people go on any other websites than this fucking one

is google or the fucking news just non existent for you

i just saw someone say “I CAN’T BELIEVE NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS” on a post about Gaza’s current state

like how fucking sheltered do you have to be to not know that the Gaza/Israel thing is one of the most talked about topics IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW

please leave your parents house for one second and stop getting your information from this godforsaken hellhole of a website

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harunoh:

bae: come over ;) 
me: cant im watching the creatures
bae: my parents arent home 
me: im watching THE CREATURES

(via kootraa)

excuse me

  • 1. selfie
  • 2. what would you name your future kids?
  • 3. do you miss anyone?
  • 4. what are you looking forward to?
  • 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
  • 6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
  • 7. what was your life like last year?
  • 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
  • 9. who did you last see in person?
  • 10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
  • 11. are you listening to music right now?
  • 12. what is something you want right now?
  • 13. how do you feel right now?
  • 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
  • 15. personality description
  • 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?
  • 17. opinion on insecurities.
  • 18. do you miss how things were a year ago?
  • 19. have you ever been to New York?
  • 20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
  • 21. age and birthday?
  • 22. description of crush.
  • 23. fear(s)
  • 24. height
  • 25. role model
  • 26. idol(s)
  • 27. things i hate
  • 28. i'll love you if...
  • 29. favourite film(s)
  • 30. favourite tv show(s)
  • 31. 3 random facts
  • 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
  • 33. something you want to learn
  • 34. most embarrassing moment
  • 35. favourite subject
  • 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
  • 37. favourite actor/actress
  • 38. favourite comedian(s)
  • 39. favourite sport(s)
  • 40. favourite memory
  • 41. relationship status
  • 42. favourite book(s)
  • 43. favourite song ever
  • 44. age you get mistaken for
  • 45. how you found out about your idol
  • 46. what my last text message says
  • 47. turn ons
  • 48. turn offs
  • 49. where i want to be right now
  • 50. favourite picture of your idol
  • 51. star sign
  • 52. something i'm talented at
  • 53. 5 things that make me happy
  • 54. something thats worrying me at the moment
  • 55. tumblr friends
  • 56. favourite food(s)
  • 57. favourite animal(s)
  • 58. description of my best friend
  • 59. why i joined tumblr
  • 60. ask me anything you want